I'm Not Swearing I'm Just Describing The Course

It's Not Swearing. It's Commentary.

The bunker on 7. The water on 12. That tree on 15 that has no business being there. Some courses just demand a certain kind of vocabulary — and this personalised golf ball understands completely.

• Personalised with the golfer's most relatable defence: "I'm Not Swearing, I'm Just Describing the Course"
• A brilliantly funny gift for the passionate (and occasionally colourful) golfer
• Perfect for birthdays, Father's Day, or a post-round laugh
• A ball they'll tee up with a knowing grin every single time

It's not their fault. The course made them do it.